A promise to you, Loyal Reader

I come to you, Loyal Reader, on this first day of March with an apology and a promise.

An apology for slacking on updates. My goal was to have more articles every month. I started in October 2008 with 7, ten in November, 16 in December, and 22 in January 2009.

This month I only had 14, so I have failed in my mission.

A promise that updates will soon flow like the wild salmon of capistrano.

I've got a lot of half-written articles, and I finished several of them on Friday, which explains the triple update. I'm hoping to get a new article out every weekday, including your favorite bookends to the week, Monday Links and Friday Hate.

The daily updates probably won't last long, because three brand-new articles a week will tap out my reserves pretty quick, and unless some crazy shit starts happening, I don't know if I'll have that much to write about.

So hopefully the half-dozen of you who read this weren't put off by my slack-ass February. It will change, starting tomorrow with Monday Links, and on Tuesday with a brand-new hysterically funny update.

In the coming weeks, you might see some changes in the design and name of this blog. While Fists With Your Toes is a good URL, I'm trying to come up with a better title for the Blog as a whole.

Onwards and upwards...