How to Wear a Raincoat Like a Badass

It's raining today. Which I don't mind all that much. At least, not since Christmas of 2007.

Because that's when I got a long, classy raincoat. A London Fog if I'm not mistaken. And there are few things in life that are as badass as a properly worn raincoat.

Let me clue you in on what a properly worn raincoat is. It's never buttoned. You let that bitch flap around you in the wind, because it's bad ass.

I don't care if you're in a fucking monsoon, you keep that shit unbuttoned. Sure, you'll have a stripe of wetness (that just sounds wrong) going up your body, but it's a stripe of brawn is what it is.

Think back to all those badass movies where people are wearing trench coats.

If it's in color, the coat isn't buttoned.

Humphrey Bogart buttoned it. Bruce Willis doesn't.

I don't really have anywhere I'm going with this, so I'll keep it short and sweet, kind of like my...

Oh, wait. I've used that one before.