Monday, February 16, 2009

Monday Links: 2/16

  • My friend sent me this transcript of the Chief of the Virginia Commonwealth University police department soliciting underage sex. The fact that his handle is HotCop is almost funnier than the transcript. Almost.
  • Look at him. He doesn't even know what a $1 bill looks like.
  • Well, I guess I'm out of luck. Any girl I could have snagged, probably is all over this guy already.
  • Elephants. Large. Smelly. Drunks. We need to save them.
  • For some reason, the sound of the leader of the free world saying, "You ain't my bitch nigga. Buy yo' own damn fries" is the funniest thing I have ever heard that wasn't said by Ricky Gervais.
  • And since I'm awesome, and as an easy way to apologize for not getting Friday Hate out on time, here's a bonus link. The worst song ever scientifically created. See how far you can get in. If you can make it over six minutes, you're a better man than I.

2 comments:

Matt said...
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Matt said...

Something tells me that AIM transcript isn't authentic. I do like the whole Supertroopers-style jerk cop gets taken down vibe though.