Friday Hate: 1/9

Introducing a new segment to your favorite blog: Friday Hate.

In this feature, we will explore people that I hate. Most of them I hate because I secretly know that they are better than me, but that's neither here nor there.

Your first subject: Heisman winning and two-time national champion (my blood pressure is rising already) Tim Tebow.

I like to think I'm not alone on this one:

I want (in the worst way) for Tim Tebow to get caught with child porno, or snuff films, or some sort of crazy amalgum involving snuff child porno, maybe he could even drop the N-bomb on some sort of interview.

I hate Tim Tebow.

It's not because he's talented, or because he's good looking, or that instead of drinking and trying to fingerfuck people (like yours truly) he's building houses for poor people in the Phillippines.

Okay, it's exactly those things.

But I don't think I'm alone on this one.

I have a natural hatred towards talented people that aren't part of things that are close to me.

For example: Tim Tebow plays for Florida, a school that has now won four national championships in the past three years.

I went to Virginia Tech, a school that once and only once has gotten close to a national title.

So Tim Tebow can fuck himself. Have fun sucking balls for two to four years playing for the Raiders or the Lions asshole.

Two words for you Tim Tebow: Danny Wuerffel.