This week's edition isn't really about hate, more about disgust. But, to be honest, "Friday Disgust just doesn't have the same ring to it, so here we are.
I am on Twitter. I don't post a whole lot, if ever, but I follow a select group of people. And when I say select, I mean three groups of people. NBA players/writers/bloggers, comedians and porn stars.
And when I say porn stars, I don't mean a ton of them, only a few that I've seen have interesting/funny stuff to say, not just pics and links.
Well, some of them post pics on TwitPic, and occasionally its of themselves before they shoot. Generally, they're shot on cell phone cameras, so they don't look great, but it's sort of interesting to see them without makeup and without dicks in their face.
On TwitPic, people can comment, and that's where the disgust comes in. There's a certain group of people who are only on Twitter so they can tweet porn stars.
They're usualloy guys with ethnic names, e.g., Juan, Mario, T-Dawg, and it looks like all they do is flirt with porn stars through twitter. On the pics, they lay on the sleaziest pickup lines.
For example, Sandee Westgate, a hot porn star (duh) tweeted a pic of herself. Here's a comment:
robstaintonboss: ill bet god had u in mind when he created eve!!!!!!!!!
Really? How many times have you used that in a car and gotten laid?
Go to some of the guys pages, and all they do is tweet at pornstars telling them how hot they are?
Do these weirdos think that this will secretly lead to a meeting and fucking?
And here's the scary part: I think they do. After all, we've all seen pornstars just attack a pool boy, mechanic or cable guy, so what's to say they won't run into each other, remember to tweet in question that they just won't bang it out?
A man can dream, can't he?
Friday, May 29, 2009
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